1. This kid went crazy and brought the whole zoo with him

2. Why do you have to date someone you think will make you cool?

3. Why not date someone you actually enjoy being around?

4. If life hurts you because it will.

5. You know she can crack top secret Russian codes. She's nothing like anyone I've ever known.

6. Now instead of acknowledging these feelings, you are testing each other

7. Just to exchange saliva with a stupid girl?

8. Can I try to stop him?I tried

9. But we are no longer children

10. Will we never have a girlfriend?