【Lin Miaomiao】

14.Some people seize the opportunity to use other people's maids. This is moral corruption. They do not miss any opportunity to crush us in terms of IQ. This is a loss of humanity.I didn't know how to do it at all, and I didn't know how to do it at all. I wanted to turn over, but I didn't expect it to stick to the pan.

15．When the sun rises in the east, I am the only one who is undefeated and will dominate the world for eternity.

16.The spring breeze is ten miles away, fifty miles away, one hundred miles away, the body measures 800 meters, and the seabed is 20,000 miles away.Dove chocolate, vanilla-flavored Baxi, cocoa brownie, durian jackfruit, cheese corn kernels, mashed potatoes with chicken sauce, black pepper beef tenderloin, braised spicy chicken, braised pork ribs with vinegar fish, they are not as good as you, they are all not as good as you.

17.People like Qian Sanyi are what parents call other people's children, specifically used for comparison, to sow discord between parents and children, and to undermine the confidence of their own children. He is the public enemy of the people.

18．I like you like sine squared and cosine squared, always the same.

19.If we had known that the world was so miserable, we should not have come down to earth in the first place.

20.I am your gun. I shoot wherever you point me. If you ask me to go east, I will never go west. If you ask me to catch dogs, I will never chase chickens.

twenty one.When it comes to love letters, you have to write them more artistically, sing the wind and praise the moon, combine reality with reality, and move people with emotion.

twenty two.Expressing feelings in a concrete way reflects the poet's pursuit of love without hesitation and regardless of sacrifice.

twenty three.Parents gave us life and teachers gave us knowledge, so we should respect and understand teachers and make the relationship between teachers and students harmonious.

twenty four.Let's take the holidays before teachers go crazy, and start school before parents go crazy.

25.I closed the math window, closed the physics door, plugged the chemical sewers, and blocked the biological sewers. Even the geography dog ​​hole was built with cement for me.

26．The fish has its own path, the shrimp has its own path, the screw has no path, only the windlass turns.

27．Selfish, a drop of water should be repaid by a spring, despicable, using people to go forward and not using people to go behind, shameless, and those who cross the river and demolish the bridge will take the tea away.

28．I began to think about a question, in this beautiful campus, is it possible for me to know every classmate and every teacher, is it possible for me to smell every flower, brush against every leaf, and leave behind in every cornerHave you ever thought about your own imprints like this?

29.People say that looking back five hundred times in the past life is the only way to pass by each other in this life. Look at the partners around you. This is how many reincarnations you have gone through before you can get to know, know and be familiar with the people around you.

30.The trajectories of people are just like being teased. Since there are good times of crossing and gathering, there must also be helpless plots of parting ways.

31.What I want to sigh most are those parallel lines that never intersect. Just like you and I who have never met before, we are obviously not far apart. We experience the sunrise and sunset together every day, breathe the air under the same sky, and maybe evenWe served lunch at the same cafeteria window, but I never saw you. Is it possible for us to meet?

32.No matter how difficult the liberal arts subjects are, I won’t get tired; no matter how easy the science subjects are, I will collapse.

33.In the three years of high school, how many handsome guys became Zhao Rongbao, and how many lolita became Xianglin's wife.

34.Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

【Jiang Tianhao】

35．There is a fish in the North Ming Dynasty. Its name is Kun. The Kun is so big that it cannot be stewed in one pot.It turns into a bird, and its name is Peng. Peng is so big that it requires two barbecue grills, one secret and one spicy, and a bottle of snowflakes to take you to the end of the world.

36.In the hearts of a thousand people, there are a thousand Hamlets, and in the hearts of a thousand chefs, there are a thousand flavors.

【Lin Dawei】

37.Most people are just gravel in this universe, but some people can make a hole in this universe, at least on this earth.

38.Don't be demoralized if you are poor, don't be crazy if you are rich.

39.I am naturally willing to help others, unlike you who judge people by their appearance. If I look beautiful, I have evil intentions. If I look ugly, I will serve the people.

40.How much do you listen to what your parents taught you back then? After all, you just don't want to admit that our children are ordinary children.

41.Marriage is an absurd creation that can only exist through infinite kindness.

42.When you are young, you have eaten up the sweetness, and when you are old, you will only have to suffer.

43. 18-year-old girl, don’t say never.

44.Between relatives, I will give you a lift when you are tired, and you will give me a lift when I am tired.

45.We both look forward to the stars and the moon, looking forward to your return.

46.In the future, if you encounter a scalp problem, leave it to your father. If you turn around and leave, your father will take the bullet for you.

47．People can't live too realistically. If their parents live a careless life, where will the poetry and distance come from in their children's hearts?

48．Your every move, every frown and every smile is in the heart of your parents. They want you to be happy, but they are afraid that you will get carried away; they hope that you will suffer setbacks, but they are afraid that you will not be able to afford them; they want you to be popular, but they are afraid that you will be looked down upon;I hope you can enjoy being alone, but I'm afraid you'll be depressed.This feeling can only be experienced after you become a parent.

49.If you read books and gain discernment, then pursue your dreams and have your own opinions, you won't follow what others say.

50.It doesn’t matter what you do, what matters is your efforts and timing. Your efforts may lie, but they will never be in vain.

51.Rather than saying that we accompany you, it is better to say that we want you to accompany us more.

52．After the children came home, they staged three dramas: the first one was a happy reunion, the second one was disgusted, and the third one was parting.

53．A wife is a man’s fixed cost. She takes care of your food and drink, warms your bed and sleeps, helps you give birth to children, and respects the elderly. Like our Shengnan, he still has to go out to work and make money. Good things all have tempers. This investmentNo place to look.

54.Remember, your wife maintains her value, or even appreciates it.

55.Most of the children managed to survive from boarding school.

56.If a person can do it once, he can do it hundreds of times; if a person can do it ten times, he can do it a thousand times. If you are able to do this, you will be wise even if you are stupid, and you will be strong even if you are soft.

57．You have to force yourself to be excellent, because as long as you become excellent, everything will get better.

58．Don't expect to meet the right person all day long, because even if you do, you won't be able to catch it.

59．If you are excellent, the right people will naturally stand by your side. The wrong people will get separated sooner or later, but those who love each other will eventually meet again.

60.Deal with emotions first, and then deal with things. This is to say how important emotional intelligence is.

61．When it comes to blacksmithing, you must be tough on yourself. If you are tough on yourself, it will be difficult for even the gods to speak.

62．Being in your forties is a relatively embarrassing age. You can neither pretend to be young and blend in with young people like you can in your thirties, nor can you be willing to be merged into the same category by the age of fifty.

63．For people in their forties, they are a special group with extremely high sensitivity. The most taboo word for them is old, because old has been waiting at the door for a long time.

64．The child should be more affirmative and less negative, especially don't always talk to her in a negative and blaming tone.

65.When you encounter problems and tests, you can't let the villain in your heart get in your way. You must insist on choosing the path that you may not want to choose, but it is the right path.

66.Happiness is a natural need, hard work is a survival need, and survival is the top priority in life. A person's happiness, and happiness throughout his life, all have a flow.

67.Hatred is like a thorn, it can hurt yourself as well as others. When you encounter injury and unfairness, the last thing you should do is for others to throw you a coconut and you throw back a durian.

68.We have worked hard not to let our shortcomings of selfishness, laziness, inferiority, and pride defeat our future life.

69.When men encounter problems, they need to be alone.Unlike women, we need to talk to each other.

70.After entering society, people don't care what you study, it mainly depends on your ability.

【Wang Shengnan】

71.Your hair is so thick, can you see the future?

72.The weather is so hot, don't let your children freeze.

73.Poetry and the distance are nothing more than longing for each other, and they are all a piece of cake.

74.The children have what they eat when they are at home, and they eat what they have when they are not at home.

75.Clear water produces hibiscus, dirty water produces fermented bean curd.

76.Remember four words when you go out: reach out and ask for money—ID card, mobile phone, keys, wallet.

77.Hourly worker aunt, seeing how diligent you are and how hard you climb up and down to please, people will think you are a free hourly worker aunt who can't move when she sees a beautiful and enchanting woman.

78.To relax while grasping is to grasp with relaxation, turning invisible management into tangible attention.

79.Marriage to a woman is like the relationship between a canvas and a picture frame. With a picture frame, she always feels that there is an extra layer of protection and a layer of security. No matter what form it takes, in short, she will feel more at ease..

80.You are a kind person, a pure person, a moral person, and a person who has escaped from vulgar taste.

81.The college entrance examination is to temper your will. You must become more courageous as you fight. It is better for you to fall down when you are frustrated and give up.

82.Children who can take on important responsibilities will have five stripes on their arms from an early age.

83．The temple is small and the rules are big, but the water is shallow and there are many fools.

84．The brain stuffed with leeks, the heart filled with leeks, is pure and confused.

85.Learn from good people and learn from witches. The learning atmosphere in the class is the most important.

86.If you want to be prominent in front of others, you must suffer behind your back.

87.If I am an eagle, I should fight in the sky and resound through the clouds. If I am a dragon, I should fly around the world. I can be at ease with the stormy waves.

88．Young people, make mistakes early and correct them early. When you enter society in the future, if you are still as arrogant and arrogant as you are now, you will suffer big losses and stumble, and the price will be huge.

89．You men are so big-hearted, I feel like we swam to the shore, and she was pushed into the raging waves by us.

【Qian Sanyi】

90.The impact of emotional intelligence on a person is 9 times higher than IQ.Deal with emotions first, then deal with things, step by step, and achieve a small goal first.

91.What are you looking at? What am I looking at?There is a kind of fish called the big spale. There are two sexes of this fish, male and female. As long as they look at each other deeply, the eggs will be fertilized and then give birth to small fish.This is the origin of the Internet term "staring at someone's pregnancy".

92.How much heat is needed for a male peacock to open its tail and which muscles are used?Go and ask the male peacock. How would I know if I don't open my tail? With such spectacular feathers, I think it must be very tiring.

93.Mathematics can make people thoughtful, and it can lead us to explore a more mysterious, profound and beautiful world.

94.The conquered mountains will always be left behind.

95.Some people's brain capacity is not that big, they only have 16 G's, and they cannot instill it even if they want to.

【Deng Xiaoqi】

96．Center-parting looks at the nose, straight bangs looks at the face shape, slanted bangs looks at the temperament, and no bangs looks at the facial features.

97.Jiang Tianhao is a central air conditioner, he is warm to everyone, but I prefer that kind, he is very cool to everyone, but he is warm to me.

98.This class is full of aliens, all bent on taking the top exam, but luckily you are there.

99.You are a little fairy, you can eat and sleep in the open air and rely on photosynthesis, but I am always in the human world.

100．Self-study classes, as the name suggests, should be done with everything that has nothing to do with learning, such as talking small talk, eating snacks, and doing homework.